“Yes, of course. Why didn’t I think of that before? Amalie Robert wines delivered right to my door.” He said with a grin, “I‘ll join the A-List. I’ll log right in!”
Alas, the internet connection was so slow it just made him wince. But if Captain Kirk could do it, then so could the Grinch!
That’s when he whistled for Max!
Amalie Robert Estate:
How the Grinch Joined the A-List
(And you can too!)
“They had internet in Whoville, they certainly did. I can connect for free, and save a few quid!”
To Whoville they went, Max and the Grinch. Where he ordered the wine and it was a cinch!
He ordered wine for himself most of all, but he also sent gifts to the tall and the small.
And when the packages arrived, with the fresh fallen snow, the driver looked him over and said “Adult Signature Required.” Oh no!
Back to Whoville, the Grinch was now running. He was mustering all of his cunning. He had left his ID in the internet café. And while dressed in his Santa suit, the driver said “No Way.”
It’s that time of year again, the annual pilgrimage to Mt. Crumpit. This is where the online flash sites take the unwanted inventory, and DUMP IT!
Sometimes you know what you are in for, other times it’s just a “Pig in a Poke.” Or maybe a cat in a hat, but you get the idea.
The alternative is to focus on what you know you want. For example: The very last can of Who Hash and Roast Beast. And what better to pair with Who Hash and Roast Beast than cool climate Pinot Noir, Syrah or even Meunier. And let’s not forget the Viognier.
But he found his ID and went back to the door, where he signed for 10 packages and then 2 more!
And in Whoville they say, the Grinch threw one helluva party that day!
If this holiday season finds you and yours a little dry, then shop here. UPS drivers are standing by.
Note: If you are wearing a Santa suit at the time of delivery, please have your ID readily available.
As a holiday gift, we are offering 5¢ per bottle ground shipping on all orders (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) of 6 bottles or more, mix or match. Discount will be applied manually and will be reflected in your order confirmation. Please contact Dena at firstname.lastname@example.org for expedited shipping options, or shipping to Alaska or Hawaii.
Dena & Ernie
Please enjoy our wines with friends, food and in moderation.
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